Don't look stupid the next time you get coffee or tea or whatever.
Everybody loves a good trip to Starbucks, but not everyone knows how to act appropriately after you open the door. The world doesn't come with a social guidebook to Starbucks etiquette, so our writers here at ReadMe.txt put together a short listicle of five things that you should never say to a Starbucks barista.
1. Hitler and Stalin are long-distance lovers that live in my shoes
Great, now the barista is going to have to check out your feet, and not all Starbucks counters permit that kind of field of vision, depending on where you're standing. To ensure that your barista doesn't have to leave the register to come inspect your sock-monsters, avoid saying this.
2. Wubba lubba dub dub!
Literally nothing good can come out of this, or any, Rick and Morty reference. Starbucks and show co-creator Dan Harmon have negative cosmic alignments in this universe. You actually have to have a pretty high IQ to understand the situation fully, so just steer away from the quotes and memes.
3. Moment of now, hair from a cat,