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A Sonnet To Make This Qdoba Tax Deductible

3/12/2018

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Me, midway through eating this self-employment business expense. Photo by Christina DeMars on my iPhone.
Sour Cream; or, A Sonnet To Make This Qdoba Tax Deductible

Qdoba trips need not a lame excuse
to grab this Mexi-kinda low-cost deal.
We grab our food and sit on crooked chairs.

Christina says she likes that I don't use
the sour cream that comes with every meal,
so she can have it all and needs not share.

Specifically, she states in ripe command
that "[she's] entitled to [my] sour cream,"
and snatch the sour cream she did for sure.


She seeks all sour cream across the land
for all in fingers-reach for her to glean
the taste to which I do not feel allured.

I munch my quesadilla gleefully,
knowing that it's tax and sour cream free.

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Me, still midway through eating this self-employment business expense. Photo by Christina DeMars on my iPhone.
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