Camp NaNoWriMo Day 6: The Pig Speaks In Ballad Stanzas

So Shakespearean!

What's that? A different class group speaks in a different poetic style? How original!

"I love the dirt and love the filth
"I love a muddy mess
"I stink and smell. I'm always gross
"For that I say, 'God Bless'"

"Come join me in my land of dirt
"Come roll around with me
"Forget this silly 'cleanliness'
"Embrace the filth with glee!"

"Embrace the filth you have inside
"You know this 'clean' is not you
"This virtue of a 'cleanliness'
"is fake, you know that's true."

"Give in to filth, give in to slime 
"Be who you want to be.
"Be mud, be dirt, be filth, be muck
"Be slimy just like me."

May raised a foot and set it down
a step behind her on the ground
she looked around to find her Mom
​for something here felt very wrong.