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an ongoing series of essays, reviews, and general buffoonery by Colin Kohrs

I Have Three Distinct Personalities And They're All Men From The "Let's Have A Kiki" Music Video

4/14/2018

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We all behave differently in different moods and different scenario's, that's part of being human.

​But my behavior can be separated into three distinct personalities, all of whom stared in the music video " Let's Have A Kiki - Instructional Video" by the Scissor Sisters, published on Jul 27, 2012.
For the swine who haven't seen it yet, educate yourselves.

​Now the members of the Scissors Sisters have changed throughout the days, so I'm focusing specifically on the men present in the "Let's Have a Kiki" video.

The personality that comes out the most is-

1. Jake Shears

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Jake Shears is the one in the video who spends most of the time serving face and prancing around in a mesh tank top.
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Here's an appreciation gallery if you need more of him. That's normal. We all do.
Jake Shears takes over my body whenever I'm excited, energetic, sexually charged, or wearing a mesh tank top.

​So around 92% of the time.

2. Del Marquis

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So I'm not 100% sure that this picture is Del Marquis. The Wikipedia article says that he's a member of Scissor Sisters, and he looks the most like the guy in the video. For all I know he could have been a stranger hired off the street with moderate to expert tambourine skills.

Like, you could have told me that this is Adam Scott, and I would have agreed with you.

Anyway, here's some photos of Del Marquis if he is truly the man from the video
Del Marquis takes over my body whenever I am in the possession of a tambourine. So, 7% of the time.

3. Scott Hoffman

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Like Del Marquis, not 100% sure on this one. But the guy on the drum looks like this guy right?
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Anyway, Scott is reserved for the 1% of the time that I am wearing shiny gold shoes
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I turn straight into a woodland elf who is also Scott Hoffman.
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