We all behave differently in different moods and different scenario's, that's part of being human.
But my behavior can be separated into three distinct personalities, all of whom stared in the music video " Let's Have A Kiki - Instructional Video" by the Scissor Sisters, published on Jul 27, 2012.
For the swine who haven't seen it yet, educate yourselves.
Now the members of the Scissors Sisters have changed throughout the days, so I'm focusing specifically on the men present in the "Let's Have a Kiki" video.
The personality that comes out the most is-
1. Jake Shears
Jake Shears is the one in the video who spends most of the time serving face and prancing around in a mesh tank top.
Here's an appreciation gallery if you need more of him. That's normal. We all do.
Jake Shears takes over my body whenever I'm excited, energetic, sexually charged, or wearing a mesh tank top.
So around 92% of the time.
2. Del Marquis
So I'm not 100% sure that this picture is Del Marquis. The Wikipedia article says that he's a member of Scissor Sisters, and he looks the most like the guy in the video. For all I know he could have been a stranger hired off the street with moderate to expert tambourine skills.
Like, you could have told me that this is Adam Scott, and I would have agreed with you.
Anyway, here's some photos of Del Marquis if he is truly the man from the video
Del Marquis takes over my body whenever I am in the possession of a tambourine. So, 7% of the time.
3. Scott Hoffman
Like Del Marquis, not 100% sure on this one. But the guy on the drum looks like this guy right?
Anyway, Scott is reserved for the 1% of the time that I am wearing shiny gold shoes
I turn straight into a woodland elf who is also Scott Hoffman.