I have a newfound respect for food photographers.
So if you're truly stalking me, right now you may be like "Colin, you almost always post every day Wednesday through Sunday, but you didn't post yesterday! What gives?"
I had a potluck yesterday, and cooking for said potluck consumed more time than expected. As a result, y'all are getting a recipe. I made three kinds of mashed potatoes for this potluck, and this was the kind that people liked the most. Consider this 50% recipe 50% prose-poem.
Secret Spice "Dirty" Mashed Potato Recipe
Only 45 steps!