Fourth episode, and I still have opinions! If you haven't already, read my review for episode one, episode two, and episode three.
As before I've already given you a spoiler warning in the title and the cover photo and here's a third. Consider yourself warned
So VH1 online decided to take a crap today. It's not just me, I have heard others who had the same experience as me, so all the photos y'all get tonight are from a third party streaming site that has an image resolution of like 3x5px.
This also greatly affected how I viewed the runway looks, so take that into account plz.
1. The Postmates plug was crudely done. Where's my Squatty Potty content. That was better.
2. Asia O'Hara is a gift from God.
Not because of her performance in the episode or anything, but her advice to Monet. She says something along the line of 'put a tape under that fabric because it won't slide through the machine.'
I'm literally sewing with a plastic vinyl right now and that's the problem I've been having, so THANK YOU ASIA. Excuse me while I steal some packing tape from work.
3. Take that thing off your face.
4. Aquaria was fun.
I don't think it fit the category, but it was fun.
5. Blair was cute, and I liked it.
6. I like Kameron's face.
I bet it looks even better with a QUALITY PICTURE, VH1.
7. I also like Aquaria's Martian look.
Probably because it was big and graphic and I could actually, you know, see it.
Come back, Trixie. You look good in any resolution.
8. Oooooh, Mayhem.
This is giving me Bebe vibes. But also like, if you're gonna drag Dusty for not seeming overtly Martian, how are y'all gonna let this pass. It's cute tho.
9. I know the judges dragged Asia's look, but I really liked it.
I really liked the shape of the skirt. Again, I'm probably drawn to things I can actually see. There's no nuance in 108p.
10. "Pound The Alarm" is one of my favorite songs but also a vicious choice for a lip sync.
The rap verses are so quick and have so many words. Props to both of them who, from what I could see through the fuzz, didn't miss a word.
ALSO MAY I POINT OUT THAT THE ADS FOR UNTUCKED THEY PLAYED DURING THE RUN OF DRAG RACE SPOILED WHO WAS SAFE AND I THINK THAT'S DISUGSTING.