Fifth episode, and I still have opinions! If you haven't already, read my review for episode one, episode two, episode three, and episode four.
As before I've already given you a spoiler warning in the title and the cover photo and here's a third. Consider yourself warned
I liked this episode! I've complained about past episodes being either too obvious with the editing or not obvious enough, but this episode did well. It wasn't too obvious, but I wasn't mad about the results either.
I think the biggest factor for me was that the queens got longer uninterrupted airtime during the main challenge. Yes there was still heavy editing, but it was still presented in a way that I genuinely enjoyed, as opposed to those dating app commercials that just went over my head.
It was a good time.
So here are some picture based thoughts.
1. I live for Vixen's narration.
Wide-awake bitch face? I love it.
Also I want to show every Republican in my life this mini-challenge.
2. Blair with that cactus.
3. Endless appreciation for Pickle Cracker/Dr. Dill. 10/10.
I know I'm not original in liking this because the editing was so in its favor, but the "I am actually a pickle," had me DEAD.
4. Aquaria's baby look.
Can we appreciate that she glued baby rattles to her nipples. Can we please take a moment to appreciate that.
5. Vixen's runway look.
Love the look. Disagree with Michelle's comment about the necessary cinching.
Didn't necessarily like the hair.
6. Cracker's runway look.
Everything. Everything. Everything.
7. I thought it was cow too, Monique.
Miranda and I both thought it was cow. You're not alone.
Also #MoniqueWasRobbed #ProductionJustWantedARedemptionCycleForEureka
8. I'm sorry but I'm still not into country, even if it's country-pop.
Now, on the topic of Mayhem leaving.
Mayhem won the first challenge, and there's that thing where the queen that wins the first challenge generally gets to the top three with only a few exceptions.
Well there's another exception y'all.
Untucked wasn't too spicy so no comments on that.