The Post That Odyssey Online Wouldn't Let Me Publish

The scandal!

Back when I wrote for the Winona State chapter of Odyssey, I had a lot of ideas that were shot down by my editors for one reason or another. More often than not, they didn't see my work as satire, and saw it more as crass stupidity.

I mean, they weren't wrong?

Anyway, sometimes I like putting together dumb art for the sake of it being dumb art, and if it can make someone smile I'm happy about that. 

I think this one was rejected under the grounds that it was either A) Too short or B) To heavily reliant on copyrighted material (despite this clearly being a transformative work that falls under fair use law).

Please enjoy this haiku of a video. I've really had Fergie on the mind lately.