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UPDATING THE RECORD: JK Rowling Tweets Dementors Actually Metaphor For Bad Oyster Soup She Had Once

8/11/2019

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Colin Kohrs
Fans are outraged.
Fans of the Harry Potter series woke up to a shocking set of tweets this morning wherein author J.K. Rowling admitted that the dementors--the fictional guards of wizard prison, Azkaban, that feed on human happiness and can extract souls--are actually a metaphor for a bad oyster soup Rowling had once at a Red Lobster.
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Rowling then tweeted a series of pictures including several bowls, oysters, and one image of a Red Lobster on fire, all of which were later deleted.
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